The Lake County Captains Announce Relocation to Massive Downtown Cleveland Lakefront Stadium

Cleveland, OH - April 1, 2024 - The Captains Organization is thrilled to announce its forthcoming relocation to a pristine slightly used lakefront property in downtown Cleveland. The move represents an exciting new chapter for the organization as it prepares to take up residence in a stunning venue that boasts panoramic views of Lake Erie and the majestic Cleveland city skyline.

The soon-to-be-vacant stadium, though gently used, remains in impeccable condition, offering a seating capacity exceeding 67,000 seats, ample parking facilities, and unparalleled views of both the lake front and the Cleveland city skyline.

The distinctive layout of the foul poles introduces a compact left field, featuring a short porch of 572 ft. To hit home runs to right, the ball needs to surpass a distance of 1,278 feet. This configuration, coupled with the trend of increased hitting, is likely to make it a more pitcher-friendly ballpark.

Furthermore, we are delighted to unveil an innovative partnership with Spirit Halloween, which will leverage our new state-of-the-art facilities during the off-season and save us on the increased costs of rent. Through this collaboration, fans can enjoy an exclusive 20% discount on all Halloween purchases by utilizing the promo code "GOCAPTAINS" at checkout. This exciting venture not only enhances our engagement with fans but also underscores our dedication to fostering a strong Halloween spirit.

The Captains Organization looks forward to welcoming fans to our new home and ushering in a new era of excellence in downtown Cleveland. The transition is expected to begin as soon as the current tenant, who shall remain nameless for legal reasons, moves out all their s#%*.

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